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Monday, February 02, 2009
Category: Doctors and Patients
POST OPERATIVE TRAUMA
After the operation the patient awakened:
“Doctor, did the operation succeed?”
“It did, but I’m not your doctor, but St. Peter.”
A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP
A physician’s wife whose lover used to visit her apartment every morning when her husband was away at the hospital noticed that every time they made love, the man consumed an apple with great relish. When she asked him about it, he laughed it off:
“You know what they say sweetheart: ‘An apple a day, keeps the doctor away!’”
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