Category: Ethnic Stories THOSE ITALIANS! [NOTE: For true enjoyment, read the man's part with a good ol' Italian accent....] A bus stopped and two Italian men got on. They sat themselves and engaged in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignored their conversation at first, but her attention was galvanized when she heard one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more.” “You foul-mouthed swine,” - retorted the lady indignantly, - “in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!” “Hey, coola down lady,” - said the man. “Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi.” If you enjoy my jokes, please recommend this webpage to your friends! Thanks.

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