Category: Old Age Humiliations GOOD FIT Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Lady A.: “What's that?” Lady B.: “A condom.” Lady A.: “Where'd you get it?” Lady B.: “You can get them at any drugstore.” The next day, Lady A. hobbled into the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted a package of condoms. The guy looked at her kind of strangely (after all, she was in her 80s), but politely asked what brand she preferred. “Doesn't matter,” – she replied, – “as long as it fits a Camel.”

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