HUNTING STORY
The big game hunter regaled his pals with the highlights of his African trip:
“I started my safari with 30 porters. On the very first day I encountered a big lion and shot him between the eyes. Eight of the men had to carry the carcass. The next morning a rogue elephant charged our party, but I managed to fell him with my first shot. He was so big that 14 porters barely managed to transport his body. Later, we encountered a beautiful rhino. He too went down from my first shot, but his body used up the rest of my bearers. So, when I bagged a magnificent gorilla, I was obliged to carry him myself.”
“How did you manage?” - asked of his listeners.
“Oh, I simply put each of his legs on one of my shoulders...”
Just then the hunter was called away for an urgent phone call. When he returned, he asked:
“Where was I?”
“You put one leg on each of your shoulders,” - said somebody helpfully.
“Oh yes,” - the hunter took up the thread, - “I must tell you guys, this was the most fabulous fuck I ever had.”
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