BLONDE CUSTOMER
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain:
“I would like to buy this TV,” - she told the salesman.
“Sorry, we don't sell to blondes,” - he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman:
“I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don't sell to blondes,” - he replied.
“Darn, he recognized me,” - she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, etc.
“I would like to buy this TV,” - she stated upon her return to the store.
“Sorry, we don't sell to blondes,” - he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed:
“How do you know I'm a blonde?”
“Because that's a microwave,” - he replied.
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