Category: Naughty Jokes

NATURE PRESERVATION

A husband and wife were out playing golf. They teed off and one drive went to the right and the other went to the left. The wife found her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabbed a club and took a mighty swing at the ball. She hit a beautiful second shot, but in the process hacked the hell out of the buttercups.

Suddenly a woman appeared out of nowhere. She blocked her path to her golf bag, looked at her and said:

“I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter, you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea.”

The mystery woman then disappeared as quickly as she appeared. Shaken, the wife called out to her husband:

“Hey, where's your ball?”

“It's over here in the pussy willows.”

The wife screamed back:

“DON'T HIT THE BALL! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!”

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