PAY RAISE
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said:
“Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!”
“I don't know what you're talking about miss – that's just my pay check in my pocket.”
“Oh really,” – she spat – “then you must have a hell of a job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour.”
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