Category: Naughty Jokes

THE SHOES

Gorgio has been in the United States for about six months. He walked to work every day and passed a shoe store. Each day he stopped to look in the window and admired a certain pair of Bocceli leather shoes. After about two months, he saved the $300 the shoes cost and purchased them.

Each Friday night the Italian community got together at a dance at the church basement, so Giorgio seized the opportunity to wear his new shoes to the dance. He asked Sophia to dance and as they danced asked her:

“Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?”

Sophia (startled): “Yes, Giorgio, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?”

Giorgio: “I see the reflection in my new $300 Bocceli leather shoes. How do you like them?”

Next he asked Rosa to dance, after a few minutes he said to her:

“Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?”

Rosa: “Yes, Giorgio, I do, but how do you know that?”

Giorgio: “I see the reflection in my new $300 Bocceli leather shoes. How do you like them?”

The evening was almost over and the last song was being played. Giorgio asked Carmella to dance. Midway through the dance his face turned red:

Giorgio: “Carmella, still my heart, please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight, please, please, tell me this is true!”

Carmella: “Yes, yes, Giorgio, I wear no panties tonight.”

Giorgio (gasping): “Thank God... I thought I had a crack in my $300 Bocceli leather shoes.”

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