Category: At Work

PROMOTION

The young American executive arrived home all excited and shouted to his wife at the door:
“You should congratulate me. I have been promoted to VP.”
“Big deal!” - answered the wife disparagingly. “Just today I heard at the supermarket that they have a VP for plums.”
“No, you are putting me on!”
“If you don’t believe me, you can phone and ask them.
The husband phoned the supermarket and asked to speak to the VP for plums.
“Which one of them?” - asked the switchboard operator. “The VP for fresh plums, canned ones, or prunes?”

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