Category: Ecumenical Stories

CHOICE

A rabbi and a priest were seated together on a cross-country flight. An attractive flight attendant asked them if they would like cocktails.

“Yes,” – the rabbi said. “I'd like a manhattan, please.”
“No thank you,” – the priest said, turning to explain to his seatmate. “As a priest, I can't drink, or fornicate.”
“Wait a second,” – the rabbi said, standing and waving to the flight attendant. “I didn't know I had a choice.”

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