Category: Ethnic Stories
BEE INCONSPICOUS

Two bees met in a park and shot the breeze. One bee said to the other:

"How's the pollen thing going, Bobby?"

Terrible, just terrible ,Vern!" - moaned the second bee. "I haven't collected any pollen all morning.  I'm a failure."

"No you're not," - the first bee responded sympathetically. "Look, I've got just the thing, Bobby.  Go down to the last house on this street.  They're Jewish; they're having a bar mitzvah and the house is filled with flowers. More pollen than you've ever seen."

Later that same day the bees met at the hive. The first bee said:

"So, Bobby, how did it go this afternoon?"

"Great, Vern! Just great!" - enthused the second bee. "I scored so much pollen at that Jewish affair you told me about that I had to make three trips to the hive just to get it all in the door".

"Nifty, Bob, but, uh, what's that thing on your head?" - asked the first bee.

"Something called a yarmulke, I think," - the second bee replied confidentially. "I didn't want them to think I was a wasp."

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