Category: Genies, Jinns and Fairies

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An old lady was rocking in her rocking chair when a fairy godmother appeared in front of her and informed her that she will be granted three wishes.

“Well, now,” - said the old lady, - “I guess I would like to be really rich.”

*POOF* —her rocking chair turned to solid gold.

“And, gee, I guess I wouldn’t mind being a young, beautiful princess.”

*POOF* —she turned into a beautiful young woman.

“Your third wish?” - asked the fairy godmother.

Just then the old woman’s cat wandered across the porch in front of them.

“Ooh—can you change him into a handsome prince?” - she asked.

*POOF* —there before her stood a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stared at him, smitten. With a smile that made her knees weak, he sauntered across the porch and whispered in her ear:

“Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered.”

   

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