Category: Boys and Girls

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A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy:  

“I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.”

The boy reluctantly paid her and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.

“Why aren't we going anywhere?” – asked the girl.

“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver and the fare back to town is $25”.

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