ELEVEN MINUTES
A cop patrolling late at night in a well-known spot saw a couple in a car, with the interior light dimly glowing. The cop carefully approached the car to get a closer look. He saw a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He also noticed a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop gently rapped on the driver's window.The young man lowered his window:"Uh, yes, officer?"The cop said:"What are you doing?"The young man says:"Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop asked:"And her, what is she doing?"The young man shrugged:"Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."Now, the cop was totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane.... and nothing obscene is happening!The cop asked:"What's your age, young man?"The young man said"I'm 22, sir."The cop asked:"And her ... what's her age?"The young man looked at his watch and replied:"She'll be 18 years old in 11 minutes and 22 seconds!!!
Custom Search
No comments:
Post a Comment