Category: Ethnic Jokes

SUITABILITY TEST

A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department was being interviewed. The Sergeant doing the interview said:

“Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test, that you must take before you can be accepted.”

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he said:

“Take this pistol, go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists and a rabbit.”

“Why the rabbit?” - asked the man.

“Great attitude,” - said the Sergeant. “When can you start?”

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