Category: Boys and Girls

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A Hassidic family was most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. So they called a marriage broker and asked him to find their son a good wife. The broker came over to their house and spent a long time asking many questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law. They gave him a long shopping list of requirements.

It took the marriage broker a long time to find a suitable match, but finally he asked to visit the family again. He told them of a wonderful woman he had found. He said she was just the right age for the son...she kept a Glatt Kosher home...she regularly attended Schul and davened by heart...she was a wonderful cook ...she loved children and wanted a large family and to crown it all off, she was drop dead gorgeous.

After hearing all this, the family was very impressed and began to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future. But the son paused and asked:

"Is she also good in bed?"

The marriage broker thought for a moment and answered:

 "Some say yes...some say no."

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