Category: Misers

INVETERATE BARGAINER

“How much is a pound of these apples.”

“As it is you Granny, you can have them free.”

“Couldn’t you set a somewhat lower price?” 

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Category: From the Mouths of Babes

HE HAS A POINT

On returning from kindergarten, the little boy polished off a big portion of chocolate cake his grandmother served him, and declared with great satisfaction:

“When I grow up, I shall marry Granny.”

“You cannot marry Granny,” - objected his father. “She is my mother!”

“Didn’t you marry my mother?”

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