Category: Ethnic Stories

IS IT SO LATE?

Hershl had been living in Paris for nearly a year and was very proud of the French phrases he had picked up. One day, he decided to test his knowledge and on the Mètro, asked a Frenchman:

“Quelle heure est il?”

In a typical Parisienne way the man uttered:

“Je ne sais pas”.

This unexpected reply found Hershl out of his depth:

“Is it that late?” – he said.

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Category: Marital Bliss HOMESICK

An American tourist came to a house of ill repute in Paris, put $100 on the table and asked for the oldest, fattest, most ugly and most disgusting woman they have. The Madam was nonplused:

“For $100 Sir, you could have the youngest, prettiest, best looking girl.”

“Madam, you don’t understand,” – explained the American. “It is not as if I was horny. I am just homesick.”

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Category: Marital Bliss QUALITY WILL COST YOU

An American couple decided to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary in Paris. They arrived in the early afternoon, checked in at the Hilton and while the wife unpacked their suitcases, washed her hair and did a few more chores, the husband took a stroll in Montmartre. It was a hot day, the flight was tiring and soon he felt that he needed a drink. While having a glass of wine at a bistro, he fell to talking to a charming Parisienne. He liked her a lot, she seemed to like him too and the only matter they could not agree on was the price. She asked for 500 euros, he offered 100 euros. No deal was struck and they parted with mutual regret.

In the evening the couple went out for dinner at an expensive restaurant on the Champs Elysées. Suddenly, who does the husband see at one of the tables? His charming conversationalist from the afternoon stroll. She saw him too, gave the wife a cursory look and when the couple passed her table, whispered to the husband:

“You see what you get for 100 euros.”

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Category: Ethnic Stories IS IT THAT LATE

Hershl had been living in Paris for nearly a year and was very proud of the French phrases he had picked up. One day, he decided to test his knowledge and on the Mètro, asked a Frenchman:

“Quelle heure est il?”

In a typical Parisienne way the man uttered:

“Je ne sais pas”.

This unexpected reply found Hershl out of his depth:

“Is it that late?” – he said.

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