Showing posts with label Wall. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wall. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Category: Loonies

FUNNY, ISN'T IT?
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day. Finally he decided to see what the guy was listening to, so he too put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing. He turned to the patient and said:
“I don't hear anything.”
The mental patient said:
“Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!”
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Sunday, August 14, 2011

Category: Ethnic Stories

TALKING TO THE WALL

A journalist was assigned to the Jerusalem bureau of his newspaper. He got an apartment overlooking the Western Wall. As the weeks went by he realized that whenever he looked at the Wall he saw a certain old Jew praying vigorously. The journalist wondered whether there was a publishable story here. He went down to the Wall, introduced himself and said:

“You come every day to the Wall. What are you praying for?”
The old Jew replied:
“What am I praying for? In the morning I pray for world peace, then I pray for the brotherhood of man. I go home, have a glass of tea and I come back to the wall to pray for the eradication of illness and disease from the earth.”
The journalist was taken by the old Jew's sincerity and persistence.
“You mean you have been coming to the wall to pray every day for these things?”
The old Jew nodded.
“How long have you been coming to the wall to pray for these things?”
The old Jew became reflective and then replied:
“How long? Maybe twenty, twenty five years.”
The journalist was flabbergasted.
“You mean you have been coming to the wall for all those years to pray for these things?”
The old Jew nodded. The amazed journalist finally asked:
“How does it feel to come and pray every day for over twenty years for these things?”
The old Jew replied:
“How does it feel? It feels like I’m talking to a wall.”

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