Showing posts with label black eye. Show all posts
Showing posts with label black eye. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Category: Doctors and Patients
BIG EYE

In the prime of her career the world famous painter started losing her eyesight. Desperate, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the world. After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was restored.
The painter was so grateful that she decided to show her gratitude by repainting the doctor's office. Part of her work included painting a gigantic eye on one wall. When she had finished, she held a press conference to unveil her latest work of art: The doctor's office. During the press conference, one reporter noticed the eye on the wall and asked the doctor:
'What was your first reaction upon seeing your newly painted office, especially that large eye on the wall?'
The eye doctor responded:
“I said to myself 'Thank the Lord, I'm not a gynecologist.“
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Friday, June 25, 2010

Category: Marital Bliss

FALSE SECURITY

The young woman sported a huge shiner when she came to work Monday morning.

“Who gave you that black eye?” - sympathized her colleagues.

“My husband.”

“But he was away for a week.”

“That’s what I thought too.”

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Sunday, March 01, 2009

Category: Marital Bliss FALSE SECURITY The young woman sported a huge shiner when she came to work Monday morning. “Who gave you that black eye?” - sympathized her colleagues. “My husband.” “But he was away for a week.” “That’s what I thought too.” Add to Technorati Favorites GoLedy.com
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