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Saturday, September 25, 2010

Category: Ecumenical Stories

GLOATING

Mother Superior:

“Sisters! A disgraceful thing has happened.”

100 nuns (in unison):

“Huuuh!”

One nun (quietly):

“Heee!”

Mother Superior:

“A man was in our convent last night.”

100 nuns:

“Huuuh!”

One nun:

“Heee!”

Mother Superior:

“He visited one of the cells.”

100 nuns:

“Huuuh!”

One nun:

“Heee!”

Mother Superior:

“We even found a used prophylactic.”

100 nuns:

“Huuuh!”

One nun:

“Heee!”

Mother Superior:

“But there was a hole in it.”

100 nuns (in unison):

“Heee!”

One nun (very quietly):

“Huuuh!”

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Category: For Your Kids A LONER

“I hope that I can be of assistance to you after your release,” - said the prison chaplain to the bank robber.

“Thank you,” - answered the hardened criminal, - “but I always work alone.”

DISLEXIA

A blind man came into the carpentry workshop. He felt the wood file with his fingers and exclaimed:

“Who wrote such a lot of nonsense?”

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