Category: Ethnic Stories

VAN DER MERWE

Van der Merwe had never been out of South Africa before and was visiting Bondi Beach, Australia. He spotted a long line of black dots out in the water and said to an Aussie, who was sitting close by:
"What are all those little black things out there?"
"They're buoys," - said the Aussie.
"Boys!" - replied Van der Merwe. "What are they doing out there?"
"Holding up the shark nets," - the Aussie told him.
"Great country this!" - said the South African, deeply impressed. "We'd never get away with that at home!"

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Category: In the Middle East

PUSHY TYPES

After a night of partying, the kibbutz-girl had to get up at 4.30 for the early-morning milking. She was a bit tired and after finishing with two cows, she nodded off. She woke up suddenly and on perceiving the udder hanging before her, exclaimed:

“Boys, boys, one at the time, if you don’t mind!”

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