BETTER THAN A SLEEPING PILL
“What do you do when you can’t fall asleep?”
“I count till three.”
“And when that doesn’t help?”
“I count till three-thirty.”

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An accountant was having a hard time sleeping and went to see his doctor.
“Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night.”
“Have you tried counting sheep?”
“That's the problem – I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”