Category: Genies, Jinns and Fairies

THE TINY PIANIST

A man walked into a bar with a paper bag. He sat down and placed the bag on the counter. The bartender walked up and asks what's in the bag. The man reached into the bag and pulled out a little man, about one foot high and set him on the counter. He reached back into the bag and pulled out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reached into the bag once again and pulled out a tiny piano bench, which he placed in front of the piano.

The little man sat down at the piano and started playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! 

"Where on earth did you get that?" - said the bartender.

The man responded by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulled out a magic lamp. He handed it to the bartender and said:

"Here, Rub it."

So the bartender rubbed the lamp and suddenly there was a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie was standing before him. 

"I will grant you one wish. Just one wish -- each person is only allowed one!"

The bartender got real excited. Without hesitating he said:

"I want a million bucks!"

A few moments later, a duck walked into the bar. It was soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar was filled with ducks and they kept coming! The bartender turned to the man and quite angrily said:

"Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

"Tell me about it!!" - said the man. "Do you really think I asked for a 10 inch pianist?"

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Category: Animal World

  DISABILITY

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. He was overjoyed by his find, but was sure none of his friends would believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.

As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by, they fired and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but did not say a single word. On the drive home the hunter asked his friend:

“Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?”

     “I sure did,” – responded his friend. “He can't swim.”

  

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