Category: Those Professionals

ENGINEERING PROBLEM

Two engineers were standing in the park. One had a new bike.
The other said:
“Nice bike. How much?”
The first said:
“It was free.”
The other asked:
“Wow, how did you get it for free?”
The one with the bike said:
“Yesterday a beautiful girl rode up on this bike, took off all her clothes and told me I could have anything I wanted.”
The other engineer said:
“Good move! Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway!”

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Category: Misers INVETERATE BARGAINER

“How much is a pound of these apples.”

“As it is you Granny, you can have them free.”

“Couldn’t you set a somewhat lower price?”

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