Category: Old Age Humiliations

REGULAR AS CLOCKWORK

An elderly gent visited his physician and complained about having a bowel movement every morning exactly at 7 a.m. The good doctor was surprised at the complaint: “You should be satisfied that at your age your bowels move so regularly.”
“It is all well,” – replied his patient – “trouble is, I usually wake up at about 8 a. m.”

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Category: Old Age Humiliations

URGENT FAMILY BUSINESS

The wrinkled, but still sprightly old gent came to the fashionable law-firm for an appointment with a lawyer. The secretary looked through her boss’s schedule and asked:

“Would next Thursday be all right?”

“No, on Thursday I have to be at my parents’ wedding.”

“Your parents are getting married?” – the secretary was really surprised.

“They don’t really want to,” – answered the old-timer, – “but their parents insist.”

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