Category: Marital Bliss

TWO WAYS TO LOOK AT EVERYTHING

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked:

"Do you know her?"

"Yes,"- I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" - said my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

So, you see, there really are two ways to look at everything.

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Category: Male Chauvinists

POOR PERFORMANCE

It is said that oysters increase masculine vigor. A man seen in a restaurant with his girlfriend was polishing off a plate of these mollusks. When asked by his friends the next morning if the oysters enhanced his performance, his answer was:

“Three of the damn things did not work!” 

   

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