Category: Ethnic Stories

LENIN

An old Jewish man was finally allowed to leave the Soviet Union to immigrate to Israel. When searched at the Moscow airport, customs found a bust of Lenin.

Customs: “What is that?”

Old man: “What is that? Don't say 'What is that?', say 'Who is that?' That is Lenin! The genius who thought up this worker's paradise!”

The official laughed and let the old man through. The old man arrived at Tel Aviv airport, Israeli customs found the bust of Lenin.

Customs: “What is that?”

Old man: “What is that? Don't say 'What is that?', say 'Who is that?' That is Lenin! The 'Chaleria' (disparaging sobriquet) …! I will display him in my toilet for all the years he stopped me from coming home.“

The official laughed and let him through. When he arrived at his family's house in Jerusalem, his grandson saw him unpack the bust.

Grandson: “Who is that?”

Old man: “Who is that? Don't say 'Who is that?' say 'What is that?' That, my child, is eight pounds of gold!”  

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Category: Genies, Jinns & Fairies REGRETS

An old lady was rocking in her rocking chair when a fairy godmother appeared in front of her and informed her that she will be granted three wishes.

“Well, now,” - said the old lady, - “I guess I would like to be really rich.”

*POOF* —her rocking chair turned to solid gold.

“And, gee, I guess I wouldn’t mind being a young, beautiful princess.”

*POOF* —she turned into a beautiful young woman.

“Your third wish?” - asked the fairy godmother.

Just then the old woman’s cat wandered across the porch in front of them.

“Ooh—can you change him into a handsome prince?” - she asked.

*POOF* —there before her stood a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stared at him, smitten. With a smile that made her knees weak, he sauntered across the porch and whispered in her ear:

“Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered.”

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