SPICING UP THE SEX LIFE
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says:"Are you wearing crotch less panties?""Y-e-s," - she answers with a seductive smile."Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat”.He never heard the gunshot.
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