Category: Marital Bliss

SENSE OF HUMOR

The wife asked her husband:

"What do you like most in me, my pretty face, or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied:

"I like your sense of humor."

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Category: Naughty Jokes MAZEL TOV

We all know Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong’s famous statement, on stepping out of his ship on the Moon: “One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind!”

Recently, when the old recordings of the Moon landing were re-examined, it was discovered that immediately afterwards he added, muttering under his breath:

“Mazel tov, Abramovitz!”

When asked for the reason of this curious remark, Armstrong told journalists that he had a neighbor, who for years asked his wife to give him head, but she always replied:

“I will perform a blow-job on you when men will walk on the Moon!”

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