Category: Old Age Humiliations

DOCTOR'S ADVICE

Morris, a 93 year-old man, went to the doctor at The Trailer Estates Medical Clinic to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said:

"You're really doing great, aren't you?"

"Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful,'" - Morris replied.

To which doctor said:

"I didn't say that, Morris. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful!'"

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SURGEONS

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break. The first said:
“Accountants are the best to operate on, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second surgeon said:
“Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The third responded:
“Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded.”
The fourth interceded:
“I like mechanics... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end.”
To which the fifth surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, said:
“You’re all wrong. Lawyers are the easiest. There are no guts, no heart, no spine and their head and arse are interchangeable.”

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Category: Doctors and Patients SURGEONS

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break. The first said:

“Accountants are the best to operate on, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second surgeon said:

“Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The third responded:

“Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded.”

The fourth interceded:

“I like mechanics... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end.”

To which the fifth surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, said:

“You’re all wrong. Lawyers are the easiest. There are no guts, no heart, no spine and their head and arse are interchangeable.”

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