Category: Misers

SCOTTISH DIALOG

“Did you get my letter?”

“The one in which you asked for 10 pounds?”

“Yes, that’s the one.”

“No, I didn’t.”  

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Category: Ethnic Stories

FLUCTUATIONS

A Chinese lady on holiday in London went to the bank to change some Hong Kong Dollars into pounds. She asked what the exchange rate was and the teller said:

“HK$12.50 for ₤1.”

She went ahead and changed some money. The next day she needed some more pounds and went back to the bank. This time the teller said:

“HK$12.80 for ₤1.”

The Chinese lady wondered:

“What's going on? Yesterday it was only $12.50 and today it's $12.80?”

The snotty British teller said:

“Fluctuations Madame.”

The Chinese lady replied:

“Well, fuck you caucasions too!”

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Category: Misers SCOTTISH DIALOG

“Did you get my letter?”

“The one in which you asked for 10 pounds?”

“Yes, that’s the one.”

“No, I didn’t.”

Custom Search