WALKING THE DOG
A little girl asked her Mom:“Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?”Mom replied:“No, because she is in heat.”“What's that mean?” - asked the child."Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.”The little girl went to the garage and asked:“Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.”Dad said:“Bring Belle over here.”He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said:“OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.”The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.Surprised, Dad asked:“Where's Belle?”The little girl answered:“She ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home.”
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