Category: Ecumenical Stories THERE’S MUCH TO LIVE FOR I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said: “Stop! Don't do it!” “Why shouldn't I?” - he said. I said: “Well, there's so much to live for!” He said: “Like what?” I said: “Well...are you religious, or atheist?” He said: “Religious.” I said: “Me too! Are you Christian, or Buddhist?” He said: “Christian.” I said: “Me too! Are you catholic, or Protestant?” He said: “Protestant.” I said: “Me too! Are you Episcopalian, or Baptist?” He said: “Baptist!” I said: “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God, or Baptist Church of the Lord?” He said: “Baptist Church of God!” I said: “Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?” He said: “Reformed Baptist Church of God!” I said: “Me too! Are you reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?” He said: “Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!” I said: “Die, heretic scum!” – and pushed him off. If you enjoy my jokes, please recommend this webpage to your friends! Thanks.

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