Category: Ecumenical Stories
NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS
The daughter of an Irish family phoned from the big city:
“Mummy, I must confess! I have become a prostitute.”
The lines were bad and the mother hard-of-hearing. She shouted aghast:
“What did you become?”
“A prostitute, Mother! A hooker,” – elucidated the girl.
“Thank God,” – sighed the mother. “I thought for a minute that you said ‘a Protestant.”
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