Category: From the Mouths of Babes ANIMAL LOVER The young father had made up his mind to always tell his offspring the truth. Therefore, during a walk on the beach when they saw a couple of dogs mating and his son asked what they were doing, embarrassed though he was, he answered: “Little puppies.” The next morning the boy opened his parents’ door just when they were having sex. Again he asked: “What are you doing?” Again his father truthfully answered: “A little brother for you.” “Daddy, can’t you turn Mummy over? I would much prefer getting a puppy.”

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