Category: From the Mouths of Babes

MORALITY TALE

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.

“Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” - she asked.

“They're mating,” - her father replied.

“What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” - she asked.

“That's a daddy longlegs” - her father answered.

“So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?” - the little girl asked.

“No,” - her father replied. “Both of them are daddy longlegs.”

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat.

“Well, we're not having THAT sort of shit in our garden.”

   

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Category: Doctors and Patients

EMERGENCY

The veterinarian had an exhausting day, but when he finally got home from tending to all those sick animals, his wife received him with a cool drink and a romantic, candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went to bed. At about 3:00 o’clock in the morning, the phone rang.
“Is this the vet?” – asked an elderly lady's voice.
“Yes, it is”, – replied the vet, “Is it an emergency?”
“Well, sort of”, – said the lady, – “some cats on my roof are making a terrible noise mating and I can't sleep. What can I do about it?”
There was a half-minute pause, after which the vet patiently replied:
“Open the window and tell them that they have a phone call.”
“And will that stop them?” – asked the elderly lady?”
“It should,” – said the vet. “IT STOPPED ME!”

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ANIMAL LOVER

The young father had made up his mind to always tell his offspring the truth. Therefore, during a walk on the beach when they saw a couple of dogs mating and his son asked what they were doing, embarrassed though he was, he answered:

“Little puppies.”

The next morning the boy opened his parents’ door just when they were having sex. Again he asked:

“What are you doing?”

Again his father truthfully answered:

“A little brother for you.”

“Daddy, can’t you turn Mummy over? I would much prefer getting a puppy.”

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Category: Doctors and Patients EMERGEENCY

The veterinarian had an exhausting day, but when he finally got home from tending to all those sick animals, his wife received him with a cool drink and a romantic, candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went to bed.

At about 3:00 o’clock in the morning, the phone rang.

“Is this the vet?” – asked an elderly lady's voice.

“Yes, it is”, – replied the vet, “Is it an emergency?”

“Well, sort of”, – said the lady, – “some cats on my roof are making a terrible noise mating and I can't sleep. What can I do about it?”

There was a half-minute pause, after which the vet patiently replied:

“Open the window and tell them that they have a phone call.”

“ And will that stop them?” – asked the elderly lady?”

“It should,” – said the vet. “IT STOPPED ME!”

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Category: From the Mouths of Babes ANIMAL LOVER The young father had made up his mind to always tell his offspring the truth. Therefore, during a walk on the beach when they saw a couple of dogs mating and his son asked what they were doing, embarrassed though he was, he answered: “Little puppies.” The next morning the boy opened his parents’ door just when they were having sex. Again he asked: “What are you doing?” Again his father truthfully answered: “A little brother for you.” “Daddy, can’t you turn Mummy over? I would much prefer getting a puppy.”

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