Category: Doctors and Patients EMERGEENCY

The veterinarian had an exhausting day, but when he finally got home from tending to all those sick animals, his wife received him with a cool drink and a romantic, candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went to bed.

At about 3:00 o’clock in the morning, the phone rang.

“Is this the vet?” – asked an elderly lady's voice.

“Yes, it is”, – replied the vet, “Is it an emergency?”

“Well, sort of”, – said the lady, – “some cats on my roof are making a terrible noise mating and I can't sleep. What can I do about it?”

There was a half-minute pause, after which the vet patiently replied:

“Open the window and tell them that they have a phone call.”

“ And will that stop them?” – asked the elderly lady?”

“It should,” – said the vet. “IT STOPPED ME!”

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Category: Doctors and Patients COMPARATIVE DIAGNOSTICS

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see a doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him:

“Hey look, I'm a vet. I don't have to ask my patients all these questions. I can tell what's wrong just by looking at them.”

And then she smugly added:

“Why can't you?”

The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said:

“There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to put you to sleep.”

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