Category: From the Mouths of Babes

MORALITY TALE

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.

“Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” - she asked.

“They're mating,” - her father replied.

“What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” - she asked.

“That's a daddy longlegs” - her father answered.

“So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?” - the little girl asked.

“No,” - her father replied. “Both of them are daddy longlegs.”

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat.

“Well, we're not having THAT sort of shit in our garden.”

   

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