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Thursday, June 18, 2009
Category: Animal World
THE MOUSE AND THE GIRAFFE
This one mouse in the zoo had a crush on the giraffe. One night he built up enough courage to visit the giraffe and things went pretty well. Soon, one thing led to another and they ended up spending a passionate night together. The next morning the baboon walked past the mouse and saw the poor little guy lying exhausted on the floor.
“How did it go with giraffe last night?” - he asked. The mouse, barely able to lift his head, replied:
“I'll tell you one thing, between the French kissing and the sex, I must have run about a hundred miles last night!”
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