A robber broke into a house he thought was empty. He was already in the second room when he heard a voice:
“Jesus is watching you!”
Frightened, he looked around, but since he didn’t see anyone, he continued his search for valuables. After a while the voice sounded again:
“Jesus is watching you!”
The robber looked around again and discovered a parrot in the corner of the room. He asked it:
“Was it you who said ‘Jesus is watching you!’?”
“Yes, of course.”
“And what is the name you go by?”
“Clarence.”
“What a silly name for a parrot. Who was the blockhead who named you?”
“The same person who named the Rottweiler Jesus.”
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