After a night out at a club, a young lady asked a man back for a cup of coffee, which was accepted gratefully. After a bit of small talk, the man asked:
“Which way's the toilet?”
“Well, if you don't mind,” - came the reply, -”it's upstairs, but my father's asleep and he's not been well. Would you mind using the sink in the kitchen, rather than risk waking him?”
“Of course!” – said the young man, eager to impress.
A few minutes later, the man walked back in and said:
“Got any paper?”
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