An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill. The pharmacist asked:
"How many?"
The man replied:
"Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said:
"That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intimacy.”
The old fellow said:
"Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think about intimacy much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes.
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