The family was all assembled around the bedside of a dying old Jew. With his eyes closed, his voice feeble, the patriarch asked:
“Is Sara here?”
“Yes, my dear,” - answered his faithful wife. “I am here by your side.”
“And is Abraham here?”
“Yes, Papa,”
“Are Reuven, Tamar and Rivka and little Moses nearby?”
“Yes, Papa, we are,” - replied the children in unison.
Abruptly the old man sat up and with his stern eyes wide open, looked at his loved ones:
“If everybody is here,” - he shouted - “then who the hell is minding the store?”
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