While her husband was at work, the policeman’s wife was entertaining three men simultaneously. Unexpectedly, she heard his car in the driveway. At a loss as what to do at such short notice, she hid the men in some sacks in the kitchen. As her husband went to the fridge to get some cold beer, he noticed the sacks. He kicked the first one:
“Meow,” - a plaintive mewing was heard from the sack.
“Hmmm, my wife probably bought a cat.”
He kicked the second sack.
“Woof-woof,” - a gruff barking was heard from the sack.
“Oh, I see that she also bought a dog.”
The policeman kicked the third sack. Nothing. He kicked it again. Still nothing. As he kicked it for the third time, the man in the sack shouted desperately:
“Potatoes, you moron, potatoes!”
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