Two construction workers shared a shady corner during their lunch-break. One of them opened his lunch pail, checked the top sandwich and uttered with disgust:
“Damn, peanut butter again!”
Chucking the offensive food into the nearby wastebasket, he opened his second sandwich, found that it contained tuna and started munching away contentedly. His mate watched with amazement. When his lunch companion threw away his second peanut-butter sandwich, he could no longer restrain himself and burst out:
“Tell me, how long have you been married?”
“20 years,” - answered his finicky colleague.
“And after so many years,” - continued his lunch companion - “your wife still doesn’t know that you hate peanut butter?”
“Leave my wife out of it! I prepared those sandwiches myself.”
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