A blonde girl walked into the hairdresser’s. When her turn came, the hairdresser asked her if he could remove her Walkman.
“No, no,” - protested the girl, - “I shall die, if you take it off.”
The coiffeur started on her hair and on reaching the girl’s ears, asked again, if she would consent to remove her earphones. The girl refused once again. The hairdresser tried to work his way around the offending obstacles but cut one of the wires by accident. No more than a minute had passed and his client dropped dead. After all efforts to revive her had failed, someone took the cassette out of the Walkman and inserted it in the shop’s tape deck. The machine was switched on and they all listened to the recording:
“Inhale!”
“Exhale!”
“Inhale!”
“Exhale!”
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