Category: Marital Bliss

HOMESICK

An American tourist came to a house of ill repute in Paris, put $100 on the table and asked for the oldest, fattest, most ugly and most disgusting woman they have. The Madam was nonplused:

“For $100 Sir, you could have the youngest, prettiest, best looking girl.”

“Madam, you don’t understand,” – explained the American. “It is not as if I was horny. I am just homesick.”

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