Category: Parenting

NOT ENLIGHTENED

The conservative parents did not enlighten their daughter about the facts of life. They presumed that nature would have its way and when her time came, she would just instinctively follow her husband’s lead. The day after the daughter’s wedding, in the early morning hours, the doorbell rang long and hysterically at the family’s home. When the mother opened the door, there stood her puffy eyed and distraught daughter.

“What happened, dearest?” – asked the worried mother.

“I left that no-good jerk. You can't imagine what a disgusting thing he wanted to do to me!”

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Category: Ethnic Stories

IRISH DITCH DIGGERS

Darby and Clancy, a pair of Irish ditch diggers, were repairing some roadside damage directly across the street from a house of ill repute, when they witnessed a Protestant reverend lurking about and then ducking into the house.

“Would ye look at that, Darby!” - said Clancy. “What a shameful disgrace, those Protestant reverends sinning in a house the likes of that place!”
Both men shook their heads in disgust and continued their work. A short time later they watched as a rabbi looked around himself cautiously and then, when he was satisfied no one was spying on him, darted into the house.
“Did ye see that, Darby?” - Clancy asked in shock and disbelief.
“Is nothing holy to those Jewish people?” - Darby replied. “I can't understand what the world is coming to these days. A man of the cloth indulging himself in sins of the flesh. Tis a shame, I tell ya!”
A little while later they saw a third man, a Catholic priest, lurking about the house and looking around to see if any one was watching and then he quietly sneaked in the door.
“Oh, Darby, look!” - said Clancy, removing his cap respectfully. “One of the poor girls must have died”!

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Category: Marital Bliss

HOMESICK

An American tourist came to a house of ill repute in Paris, put $100 on the table and asked for the oldest, fattest, most ugly and most disgusting woman they have. The Madam was nonplused:

“For $100 Sir, you could have the youngest, prettiest, best looking girl.”

“Madam, you don’t understand,” – explained the American. “It is not as if I was horny. I am just homesick.”

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Category: Male Chauvinists

BRANDED FOR LIFE

A couple celebrated their 10th anniversary. The husband had a request from his wife:

“You know, we have been married now for 10 years, but you never have satisfied me orally.”

“Stop right there!” – exclaimed the wife. “I would never do such a disgusting thing.”

15 years passed. At their silver anniversary the husband came up with his wish again and once more was firmly rebuffed.

25 years passed. At the couple’s golden anniversary, the husband, rather timidly, mentioned his request again. This time the wife thought about it and decided, that after all they had been married for 50 years and she could try it once. So she knelt down before her husband, opened his fly and took his member into her mouth. At that moment the phone rang. The husband answered it and then passed the receiver to his wife:

“It is you they want, you fellating slut!”

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Category: Parenting NOT ENLIGHTENED

The conservative parents did not enlighten their daughter about the facts of life. They presumed that nature would have its way and when her time came, she would just instinctively follow her husband’s lead. The day after the daughter’s wedding, in the early morning hours, the doorbell rang long and hysterically at the family’s home. When the mother opened the door, there stood her puffy eyed and distraught daughter.

“What happened, dearest?” – asked the worried mother.

“I left that no-good jerk. You can't imagine what a disgusting thing he wanted to do to me!”

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