Category: Naughty Jokes

QUESTION AND ANSWER

 Question:
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
Answer:
“How do you breathe through that thing?

 Question:
“What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?”
Answer:
“A slut screws everyone. A bitch screws everyone but you”

 Question:
“What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?”
Answer:
“By the time you're finished with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.”

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Category: Male Chauvinists

BRANDED FOR LIFE

A couple celebrated their 10th anniversary. The husband had a request from his wife:

“You know, we have been married now for 10 years, but you never have satisfied me orally.”

“Stop right there!” – exclaimed the wife. “I would never do such a disgusting thing.”

15 years passed. At their silver anniversary the husband came up with his wish again and once more was firmly rebuffed.

25 years passed. At the couple’s golden anniversary, the husband, rather timidly, mentioned his request again. This time the wife thought about it and decided, that after all they had been married for 50 years and she could try it once. So she knelt down before her husband, opened his fly and took his member into her mouth. At that moment the phone rang. The husband answered it and then passed the receiver to his wife:

“It is you they want, you fellating slut!”

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Category: Male Chauvinists BRANDED FOR LIFE A couple celebrated their 10th anniversary. The husband had a request from his wife: “You know, we have been married now for 10 years, but you never have satisfied me orally.” “Stop right there!” – exclaimed the wife. “I would never do such a disgusting thing.” 15 years passed. At their silver anniversary the husband came up with his wish again and once more was firmly rebuffed. 25 years passed. At the couple’s golden anniversary, the husband, rather timidly, mentioned his request again. This time the wife thought about it and decided, that after all they had been married for 50 years and she could try it once. So she knelt down before her husband, opened his fly and took his member into her mouth. At that moment the phone rang. The husband answered it and then passed the receiver to his wife: “It is you they want, you fellating slut!”

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